Malaika

i've so much to blog, dunno where to start! haha...
lemme begin with the monday incident coz i find it pretty amusing..
anyway.. it was the first time someone i didn't know wanted a cat fight w/ me via text..
i first received a text thru chikka from this guy i don't even know and so i asked who he was coz i really had no idea who he was. it ended up he got the wrong joy and apologized. anyway, right after his text this girl sends a message via chikka saying "stop flirting with my boyfried" waaat da?!!! ha?!! oooooohhh.. who the hell is this?!! so i asked who her boyfriend was.. and she replied something like "as if you don't know, plastic!!" ermm.. i really hadn't a clue! flippin 'eck what does she think i am psychic?!!! moi? plastic? haha.. so i replied with something like "sino nga bf mo? dami kong boylets eh" and i guess that pissed her off coz she replied saying i was ugly or something like that and her bf was just after my body and stuff, and she goes i couldn't even satisfy her bf wid sex and only she could! haha. that cracked me up! LOL! wha-at?!! i replied with something like "me? have sex out of marriage? that's fornication!! and a no-no, read the bible" and she goes.. "you should be the one reading the bible, i'm not insecure, blah-blah-blah, what you have i have, blah-blah" i was laughing and showing the message to jowlogs! and she was telling me to ignore the girl, but, hey, i was having fun, besides, i wasn't up to anything! anyway,was gonna reply with "i have something you don't have" but i decided to cut it short and told her something like "sorry mate but this'll be my last text coz i don't have time for teeny boppers, btw, i've enjoyed our petty quarrel. thnx!" thought that would be the end but she replied with "your last text? ran out of load? poor!" well, i could have just let it slip by but, hey.. i was bored, so i replied with something like "ok, that was my second to the last text, and yes, i am poor, i'm just saving my bucks coz of the economy today. so, if i'm poor, what do you call someone who uses chikka to text? poor-er!! coz it's for free! hahaha" well.. i was supposed to add the esmuskee song they used to sing in Ang TV after a joke but i could remember the song while i was texting her and jowlogs was not gonna help me remember. her last reply was.. wait.. it's still on my phone... don't you know dat person u r usingchikka seems to b intelligent y bcoz they r using der heds pra wag malaman nga mga enemis nila kng cno cila... f u wish to fyt wd me n personal, f u can...

hahaha! me, pick a fight?!! what for? anyway, i learn't something from that, and yes, my bad, sorry Lord, i let pride and other stuff get in the way!! i could have just ignored her from the start! but it was quite a laugh!

4 Comments:

hey there orinjade! mmwah!! ngak! ikaw? flirt? duh? akin na yung # nung girl at aawayin ko.. hehe.. nice blog buttercup! i'll be you constant commentor.. hehe.. mark this day..

hey there orinjade! mmwah!! ngak! ikaw? flirt? duh? akin na yung # nung girl at aawayin ko.. hehe.. nice blog buttercup! i'll be your constant commentor.. hehe.. mark this day..